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The Bathroom Speech

After my kids left for school this morning I was wandering around aimlessly.  I went into the bathroom and it was a complete mess.  There were wet towels on the floor, hair from the hairbrush everywhere, toothpaste dripping in the sink.  I started wiping and picking up and cleaning and I thought, “Really, this is what I’m doing right now?”

It was disgusting and I was disappointed in my kids for leaving it that way.  I had this feeling of defeat.  I was thinking, “I’ve raised a bunch of animals. There is no hope for them.  No one will want to be roommates with them or marry them if they live like this.  I have failed”.

Then I got defiant.  I’m not going to clean this mess.  They will come home from school and be locked in the bathroom cleaning for hours.  I’ve had it.  There’s a new sheriff in town.

Then about an hour later when I walked by it again, I couldn’t stand it.  I had to clean it.  I gave in.  I am a bigger failure than I thought.  I didn’t teach them right and now I can’t even stick by the consequences.  I stink as a mom.

And to pile on, I had to remind my son who is 10 to brush his teeth today and he tried to trick me by just using mouthwash.  Why???? Why is that easier?  How did I raise a kid who doesn’t want to brush his teeth?  What is going on here?  No girl will ever get near him.  He’s doomed to a life of loneliness because his mother failed him and didn’t teach him to brush his teeth.

So, my kids are messy, stinky, ungrateful, unclean, tricky people.

This got me thinking…what is the mark of a good mom?  What do I want my kids to do/be/create? Do clean bathrooms really matter or do I just watch too much HGTV?

I have spent this morning thinking of what I will say to them when they return home today after school.  I have titled it, “The Bathroom Speech”.  And I will give the speech in the bathroom.  I will make them sit on the filthy floor filled with wet towels for effect.  (Just to prove I’m not too soft.)

Here it is:

This whole bathroom thing got me thinking that we need to talk.

As you can see, this bathroom is a pit.  I feel it is indicative of your respect for me, each other, this house and yourselves and I see we have a problem.  You MUST clean up after yourselves.  Frankly, this (I’ll wave my arm around with a disgusted look on my face)  is unacceptable.

If I have not shown you properly how to clean the bathroom, I apologize.  (I will be prepared with cleaner and wipes)  Here is how you should clean it.  (But I won’t actually clean the whole thing because that would be me being soft and them being tricky.) Figure out a way to work together so when you leave for school, it is clean.

I know I tend to focus on things like being a good person, being kind, loving God, doing your best work, being honest, loving each other.  And those things are important.  They are still important.  However, I want to remind you that you still need to do all of those things AND you need to clean the bathroom.

Thank you.  I love you.  Let’s not let this happen again.

©2012 Sue Bidstrup, Great Big Yes™ All Rights Reserved


14-16“Here’s another way to put it: You’re here to be light, bringing out the God-colors in the world. God is not a secret to be kept. We’re going public with this, as public as a city on a hill. If I make you light-bearers, you don’t think I’m going to hide you under a bucket, do you? I’m putting you on a light stand. Now that I’ve put you there on a hilltop, on a light stand—shine! Keep open house; be generous with your lives. By opening up to others, you’ll prompt people to open up with God, this generous Father in heaven.

Matthew 5:16 The Message (MSG)

I heard a woman speak the other day.  She and her family have started an organization designed to keep kids of drugs.  She talked about the organization and gave facts and figures but I could tell she was leading up to the real story.  The story of how she lost her son to drugs.  I knew that she was going to tell her story and I got scared.  Scared for her to tell it and scared for me to hear it.  Drugs frighten me and losing a child is the thing I fear most of all.  I sat in fearful anticipation waiting for the story to be told – waiting for the air to be filled with the heartbreaking story of another son lost and another mother broken.

She told her story and she was brave.  She was succinct and purposeful and included details about the how’s and the why’s.  She told the tale as a cautionary tale – she was warning us and our kids.  She was strong.  Her voice only cracked a couple times.  Her tears only bubbled up two or three times.

I pictured her practicing this speech in the mirror.  I pictured her practicing on loved ones. I imagined her writing and rewriting and changing words and hoping and praying she would get it right, hoping and praying that her words would honor her son’s struggle and his life, and that she could convey her love, her grief, her sorrow, her brokenness.  I imagine the rewrites and the agony spent at the keyboard reliving the story.  I imagined the first few times she may have cried the whole way through.  How could you not?

She had to tell the who’s, what’s, why’s and the what to do’s but really her story is about the boy she loved.  Her story is about the baby and the toddler and the grade schooler.  Her story is about the hugs and the laughs and the vacations and the friends.  Her story is about moments together – about tucking him in and kissing him good night. Her story is about holidays and cozy nights by the fire, about board games and puzzles and Legos and sports.  Her story is about family and dreams and safety and all the things she worked to give her son.  Her story is about love.  Her story is my story and that is what scares me so much.  How can her story start out just like my story but end in my worst nightmare?

But now I realize her story did not end there.  In her strength and her wisdom, she has walked through hell and found grace.  It’s amazing to see.  Can our lowest, scariest, most unthinkable moments be the windows for grace in our lives?

I remember reading the book Beautiful Boy by David Sheff and being entranced by it.  I read the follow up book, Tweak, by his son, Nic Sheff and watched the father and son on Oprah with my book club.  I was invested in the story and hoping and praying for Nic’s recovery to be real and lasting.

Her speech reminded me of this book when she mentioned her son had been in rehab 13 times before he died.  That took my breath away.  I imagined the phone calls and the drop off’s and the hope and the waiting and the counseling and the disappointment and the fear and the hope again and the disappointment again.  It was almost too much to bear.

I am honored that she shared her story with us.  I believe she knows something very important.  She knows we need her story.  She knows we need her.

I was at funeral of a friend of mine the other day.  It was so sad to have to say good bye to such a good man.  I sat there thinking, “Why would God take such a young man, such a good father, such a loving husband?”  It doesn’t make sense.  He was amazing and he will be greatly missed.  The priest at the funeral told us that we all have a “holy task” before us.  He said our task is to tell our stories about our friend that passed away- share the stories of him living and loving and laughing and being kind.  This is how he will live on.  This is how we will honor him.  The priest didn’t just say it’s our “task” he said it is our “HOLY task”.

I believe it is our holy task to share our stories…to witness to each other…to share our moments of pain and our moments of grace.  All of our stories are holy…every single one of them.  Especially the ones we are scared to tell and the ones we are scared to hear.

What’s your holy story?

To learn more about one mother’s mission to honor her son’s memory and to help keep kids off of drugs, visit www.saveastar.org
©2012 Sue Bidstrup, Great Big Yes™ All Rights Reserved